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July 25, 2012 Drivers - Really, Really Fucked Up Asshole Drivers..... Don't know about the rest of you but to me with each passing day drivers are getting worse. Bad enough when assholes get hammered or gooned out then slip behind the wheel of a vehicle turning it into a potential weapon. Now how fucked up do you have to be BEFORE you go and fuck yourself all up and drive? Sometimes it seems people are more aware of DUI and use a sober designated driver, right? That's good. But - what's bad are the freaking morons who text while driving! Are you shitting me? I mean what the fuck is so goddamn important it can't wait? Take those two thumbs of yours and put them to far better use by sticking them up your ass hole! Come on shit head, if it really is that fucking important, use the damn phone! You only need one hand for that you stump jumping boiled brain idiot! Better yet, get a damn hands free device for that cell phone!  You know, I really wish cell phones and cars had to have interlocks - no hands free and your phone won't work. They got interlocks for drunks, so why not for the cell phone and text addicted jack asses that kill and maim people because that fucking text message or phone call was so goddamn fucking important! Then there are those wanna be beautiful women out there that for some unknown reason to mankind think every guy passing them is checking them out. So there they go, motoring down the highway with one hand on the wheel, chin up, eyes pointed towards the roof, neck stretched, and head within two inches from the rear view mirror putting on goddamn fucking makeup. Listen sweet heart, no one gives a shit what you look like as you are driving, so take that lipstick and shove it up your ass! Wait until you get to that ‘whatever the fuck important place it is you had to get to in such a fucking hurry’ and paint yourself then! Oh, and here's a better suggestion - do it at home before you leave, you tree humping idiot! Learn to plan your day better and get that ass of yours out of bed 15 minutes earlier. Yes fifteen minutes. If you need more than that, trust me - that extra crap you’re putting on isn't going to do much. And how about the guys who drive with no hands - they either have a long schlong or are using their knees - whichever, I ain’t gonna look! Here’s this asshole with one hand gripping a smoke and coffee cup and the other holding a cell phone. You are one mother fucking asshole! Or how about the guys with a book or newspaper resting on the steering wheel? Shoot these fuckers. Add to this the clowns who can’t talk to their passengers without using their hands to make all sorts of strange gestures. OK, so others on board can see this – but what about those fucking lunatics who do this while on a cell phone, alone in the car? Who the fuck can see this, other than sane drivers passing you, you dimwit? Dogs. Little dogs. Little fucking dogs sitting on the driver's lap. What the fuck is wrong with you? I mean goddamn it, that is no place for a dog! How in the hell did you come to think this is a safe way to drive? I mean, WTF, do they teach you this shit at doggy day care? Silver and gray cars. I am so sick of seeing so many people with this color vehicle. Come on people there are other colors out there. But that isn't the real problem - it's the silver and gray vehicle operators who don't turn on the headlights when it's foggy, raining, snowing, etc. Are you really that fucking stupid? Don't give me that shit "I can see just fine" moron as that isn't the fucking point. Your color car is stealth in these conditions, so your lights should be on so we can see you! But then you are most likely on the cell anyway yakking your ass off - or texting. Pay the fuck attention and put your fucking lights on! Turn signals. Far too many fuckers don't use them. I mean, just how fucking hard is it to use what you have in your car and have paid for? Bikers are guilty too. Signal damn it! People in snow country. Oh you'll certainly see assholes aplenty there! Lunatics that clear a six inch diameter port hole in their windshield. Assholes that never clean snow off side or rear windows or the fucking side mirrors! And don't turn on the headlights while snowing. Just how few brain cells do you have left to operate a vehicle in this manner? Oh, yes - then there are the truly lazy fuckers who leave the snow on the roof and look so dumb founded when it slides onto their windshield at a stop light - "Duh, where'd that come from?" Asshole! Get a fucking brush – and use it! How many times do see you a driver who clearly has zero concepts as to where the sides of their vehicle are in travel lanes and drive with the tires on top of the lines? If you can't judge how wide your car is or where it’s positioned in your lane, get the fuck off the road as you should not be driving and should not have a license! Don't believe me? Next time you come to a curve, note how the center line paint is so very worn as compared to the straight sections. Get some fucking glasses! I recently saw a show-off on a Harley. Riding on a multi-lane highway. Had both hands to his sides. Steering by leaning. Changed lanes and pulled back in still hands free. Now what the fuck were you trying to prove other than you are one sorry ass fucker striving for attention? I dare say, asshole, there are far better ways to achieve this without jeopardizing your life and those around you who might get spooked. If you crave attention lame ass, go home and masturbate in front of a fucking mirror! Sport bikers out of control. Sorry, but if you ride like an asshole, you are an asshole and your license needs to be burned as you are a short hair away from killing yourself - but more likely others panicking as you weave in and around traffic. If you need to ride like this, get your dumb ass on a track and compete. There's always someone better and faster. Take it off the highway you attention starved juvenile! Yeah, and there’s always a fucking mirror at home. Women with kids in the car. Now that so many kids are in the back seat and mommy is driving, why mommy do you need to be like an owl with your fucking neck spinning around so often? If there's a problem get the fuck off the road or safely pull over if it's a real emergency. If not, then just fucking drive. Daddy got a new mattress or bought some plywood and has this shit sitting on a towel placed on the roof. Daddy's a fucking NASA rocket scientist and has carefully calculated the breaking strength of every piece of string he's tied that shit down with. Problem is, this fucker calculated the static strength and is so truly numb he forgot about wind load. What a fucking asshole. They get out on a 65 MPH highway and then realize - oops - 65 is far too fast. So now the asshole slows down to 45, maybe less, but is still so nervous he now has his left arm out the window and is thinking he'll be able to hold this load in place. Let me tell you, you dumb fuck - when that load over your head lets loose, you'll lose a load in your shorts - and my guess is that's the only load you'll be hanging onto for awhile.  And then you got the young kayaker doing much the same. Boat on a towel, tied down with string. And this sorry ass can't understand why the boat is now skewed with the bow two feet over the right front fender and the stern two feet over the left rear! What dimwits! Come on idiots, use the right methods! I tell you, we sure have a sad lot out on our highways and it keeps getting worse. I'd bet if a driver's license required a sophisticated, in depth intelligence test we'd have much less traffic congestion! Enough Ripping. Got stuff to do.
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July 25, 2012 Drivers - Really, Really Fucked Up Asshole Drivers..... Don't know about the rest of you but to me with each passing day drivers are getting worse. Bad enough when assholes get hammered or gooned out then slip behind the wheel of a vehicle turning it into a potential weapon. Now how fucked up do you have to be BEFORE you go and fuck yourself all up and drive? Sometimes it seems people are more aware of DUI and use a sober designated driver, right? That's good. But - what's bad are the freaking morons who text while driving! Are you shitting me? I mean what the fuck is so goddamn important it can't wait? Take those two thumbs of yours and put them to far better use by sticking them up your ass hole! Come on shit head, if it really is that fucking important, use the damn phone! You only need one hand for that you stump jumping boiled brain idiot! Better yet, get a damn hands free device for that cell phone!  You know, I really wish cell phones and cars had to have interlocks - no hands free and your phone won't work. They got interlocks for drunks, so why not for the cell phone and text addicted jack asses that kill and maim people because that fucking text message or phone call was so goddamn fucking important! Then there are those wanna be beautiful women out there that for some unknown reason to mankind think every guy passing them is checking them out. So there they go, motoring down the highway with one hand on the wheel, chin up, eyes pointed towards the roof, neck stretched, and head within two inches from the rear view mirror putting on goddamn fucking makeup. Listen sweet heart, no one gives a shit what you look like as you are driving, so take that lipstick and shove it up your ass! Wait until you get to that ‘whatever the fuck important place it is you had to get to in such a fucking hurry’ and paint yourself then! Oh, and here's a better suggestion - do it at home before you leave, you tree humping idiot! Learn to plan your day better and get that ass of yours out of bed 15 minutes earlier. Yes fifteen minutes. If you need more than that, trust me - that extra crap you’re putting on isn't going to do much. And how about the guys who drive with no hands - they either have a long schlong or are using their knees - whichever, I ain’t gonna look! Here’s this asshole with one hand gripping a smoke and coffee cup and the other holding a cell phone. You are one mother fucking asshole! Or how about the guys with a book or newspaper resting on the steering wheel? Shoot these fuckers. Add to this the clowns who can’t talk to their passengers without using their hands to make all sorts of strange gestures. OK, so others on board can see this – but what about those fucking lunatics who do this while on a cell phone, alone in the car? Who the fuck can see this, other than sane drivers passing you, you dimwit? Dogs. Little dogs. Little fucking dogs sitting on the driver's lap. What the fuck is wrong with you? I mean goddamn it, that is no place for a dog! How in the hell did you come to think this is a safe way to drive? I mean, WTF, do they teach you this shit at doggy day care? Silver and gray cars. I am so sick of seeing so many people with this color vehicle. Come on people there are other colors out there. But that isn't the real problem - it's the silver and gray vehicle operators who don't turn on the headlights when it's foggy, raining, snowing, etc. Are you really that fucking stupid? Don't give me that shit "I can see just fine" moron as that isn't the fucking point. Your color car is stealth in these conditions, so your lights should be on so we can see you! But then you are most likely on the cell anyway yakking your ass off - or texting. Pay the fuck attention and put your fucking lights on! Turn signals. Far too many fuckers don't use them. I mean, just how fucking hard is it to use what you have in your car and have paid for? Bikers are guilty too. Signal damn it! People in snow country. Oh you'll certainly see assholes aplenty there! Lunatics that clear a six inch diameter port hole in their windshield. Assholes that never clean snow off side or rear windows or the fucking side mirrors! And don't turn on the headlights while snowing. Just how few brain cells do you have left to operate a vehicle in this manner? Oh, yes - then there are the truly lazy fuckers who leave the snow on the roof and look so dumb founded when it slides onto their windshield at a stop light - "Duh, where'd that come from?" Asshole! Get a fucking brush – and use it! How many times do see you a driver who clearly has zero concepts as to where the sides of their vehicle are in travel lanes and drive with the tires on top of the lines? If you can't judge how wide your car is or where it’s positioned in your lane, get the fuck off the road as you should not be driving and should not have a license! Don't believe me? Next time you come to a curve, note how the center line paint is so very worn as compared to the straight sections. Get some fucking glasses! I recently saw a show-off on a Harley. Riding on a multi-lane highway. Had both hands to his sides. Steering by leaning. Changed lanes and pulled back in still hands free. Now what the fuck were you trying to prove other than you are one sorry ass fucker striving for attention? I dare say, asshole, there are far better ways to achieve this without jeopardizing your life and those around you who might get spooked. If you crave attention lame ass, go home and masturbate in front of a fucking mirror! Sport bikers out of control. Sorry, but if you ride like an asshole, you are an asshole and your license needs to be burned as you are a short hair away from killing yourself - but more likely others panicking as you weave in and around traffic. If you need to ride like this, get your dumb ass on a track and compete. There's always someone better and faster. Take it off the highway you attention starved juvenile! Yeah, and there’s always a fucking mirror at home. Women with kids in the car. Now that so many kids are in the back seat and mommy is driving, why mommy do you need to be like an owl with your fucking neck spinning around so often? If there's a problem get the fuck off the road or safely pull over if it's a real emergency. If not, then just fucking drive. Daddy got a new mattress or bought some plywood and has this shit sitting on a towel placed on the roof. Daddy's a fucking NASA rocket scientist and has carefully calculated the breaking strength of every piece of string he's tied that shit down with. Problem is, this fucker calculated the static strength and is so truly numb he forgot about wind load. What a fucking asshole. They get out on a 65 MPH highway and then realize - oops - 65 is far too fast. So now the asshole slows down to 45, maybe less, but is still so nervous he now has his left arm out the window and is thinking he'll be able to hold this load in place. Let me tell you, you dumb fuck - when that load over your head lets loose, you'll lose a load in your shorts - and my guess is that's the only load you'll be hanging onto for awhile.  And then you got the young kayaker doing much the same. Boat on a towel, tied down with string. And this sorry ass can't understand why the boat is now skewed with the bow two feet over the right front fender and the stern two feet over the left rear! What dimwits! Come on idiots, use the right methods! I tell you, we sure have a sad lot out on our highways and it keeps getting worse. I'd bet if a driver's license required a sophisticated, in depth intelligence test we'd have much less traffic congestion! Enough Ripping. Got stuff to do.
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